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The Multiple Problems Among Priests
In 1863 before mass, Loose women strung out their husband's toilet equipment and executed no innocent fashion conscious fatalistic sheep. Animals gathered time from broken fishnets. Clocks mercylessly fell asleep. Sleeping during meals is a dangerous banking policy. many traditional aeroplanes use karma injection to transport prisoners to labour on pyramids in west kerry. Cinemagoers' kryptonite pants' ensure no insemination by extra-terrestial wild animals. Every so often, wild western winds submerge our peoples attitudes with nasty oro-faecal consequences. The resulting anguish of loosing his lifetime collection of toe-nail clippings meant free entry to the local wrigles spearmint chewing gum anonymous society. Size 16 women eat quantities comparable to men who eat like a size 16 woman. head mange transforms itself mentally from a miniature ceaser salad to a 16lb rancid horse. Hairy Hannible O Connor shot 17 cats as well as severly injuring premature elephants. Feet smell. Saving somebody's dignity means wearing robes and headscarves and magic carpets at all times during in-flight turbulance. When the green light goes red, ha ha, you're entering the most important segment of traffic shooting, so beware of concealed signs. letterkenny is reknowned for exquisit lookalikes of well dressed celebrities like Harry and the Hendersons, The Jetsons and my personal favourite, Alf. Also found there recently in the local graveyard (for people who broke their coxex's and died) was a large undiscovered vegetable whose properties are similiar to those of the man who owns the old haunted YMCA.
So the moral of this story is "Dont vegitate over 200 degrees celcius. Skidmarks wrecked my marriage."
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